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Short Tag Line:
It's getting colder out--let's get warm together!
I/We are looking for
We’re looking for other fun and friendly folks to party with. And by party, we mean have hot swinger sex. That is the point of this website, no? We enjoy making friends that we can hang out with vanilla style, too. But we don't have to become life-long pals just to play.
Describe Yourself:
So who are we, anyway? We’re just the average couple next door. (Okay, maybe not "average" . . .) We have been institutionalized--married, that is, for fifteen years. And for some reason, we still like each other a whole lot. We like to play cards/board games and watch movies or sports (especially football). We both love music, and listen to a variety of genres. We like to have a few drinks and laughs with anyone who can appreciate a warped sense of humor like ours.
“You be my guest, and I be your host. What be your pleasure . . . ?”
“I don't know... play chess... screw... “
“Let's play chess.” (Blazing Saddles)
He says: My lady is a 5’3” strawberry blonde with a curvy sexy body (read: nice rack). She loves to shake her ass on the dance floor. And I love to watch her lose her inhibition.
She says: My honey is a 5’9” brown-haired, hazel-eyed cutie. He’s a “cunning linguist” and I love to let him practice on me. Practice makes perfect, after all! He also has a great smile (which can make me go all gooey inside). He's really a laid-back kinda' guy,and can almost always make me laugh. I guess I'm pretty well smitten with him. . . And hey, there's more to me than just t&a, you know!
He says: Yeah, but you know that's the stuff I like the most. My honey has a way with words that keeps our friends entertained and sometimes shocked.
She says: Shocked? Why?
He says: Typically because you just don't hold back and say what's on your mind.
She says: Now you make me sound like b*tch.
He says: No, just honest. And maybe a bit blunt. But truly, I love her in and out of the bedroom (but I was always told to share).
She says: Sweet, but you pick NOW to listen to your mother?
He says: Convenient, isn't it?
I guess that about wraps up the C & J show. We're here all week, try the veal.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
We've been at this swinging thing for awhile now, and are having a a blast! As for fantasies, we've fulfilled a lot of them already, but who knows when we'll come up with a new one . . . ?
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
We can usually be found hanging out at house parties or Meet & Greets in our area. It's proven to be a great way to meet new folks, but we're not opposed to meeting for drinks/dinner/hot sex . . .
Caveat Emptor: We are a package deal, in that neither of us is gonna' do anything without the other's knowledge and consent. Condoms are a must for intercourse. We have kids, so discretion is appreciated. This also means our free time is somewhat limited, and we like to make the most of it. If you’re still reading this and are interested, please drop us a note with pictures of both of you.
"Profilin' is WRONG." (Ron White)
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